Was coming home and got off on an exit ramp. The wonderful DOT has designed this so that the west and east bound exit ramps join together. And if you’re heading west and take the exit you have to cross two lanes to make a right turn — which about half the traffic wants.
I had been heading east on my motorcycle and got off on the ramp and was going to make a right when this stupid fat fucking cager got off and proceeded to just slice right over into my lane without looking at all. Didn’t even pay attention to the TWO 130Db horns I have on the bike.
I guess it was a good thing I was on my bike. If I’d been driving my truck the fugly bitch would’ve wound up taking the driver door and front fender out since I can’t brake as hard in that with it being heavier.
I’m now thinking of finding some way of mounting a puch or something and putting a couple of baseball sized rocks in it so I can chuck one at cagers like this one.
Didn’t realize how long I had been down and away from this.
Okay – so I’m a loser.
But I’m baaaaack!
That’s right – make an example of the kid.
She is only 17. An honor student. Working a full time job and a part time job. To support herself and her little sister. But god knows she’s makin’ a mockery of the law.
I have a better idea you piece of shit judge. Go after the parents who divorced and left her and her sister, both minors, alone.
Or better yet, maybe you should just be permanently removed from the bench. It’s obvious you’re not fit since you are brain dead.
And surprisingly we had idiots who hate their friends and families so much they would rather work. Hey, no problem for me.
They had problems and I had to be drug in to fix those problems.
With that they went from being anti-social towards their friends and families to be total assholes. Their non-emergency desire to work meant I had to work. What a bunch of jerks.
I have a great idea for businesses – for these people who insist on working when it isn’t required, they get told the problem will be handled the next business day. That way other employees get to enjoy the holiday rather than getting pulled away from their friends and families.
Saw a news story the other day regarding the new Tide detergent packets. The ones where you throw the packet in the wash and it is a pre-measured amount of detergent.
It seems that kids are getting these and eating them.
Now think about that. The kids are eating them.
First, what parent puts detergent where a small child can get to it? Have these people never thought about poisoning? My parents always put household chemicals out of my reach when I was really young, do parents these days not?
Second, these are some really stupid kids. Think about it. They are eating detergent! I doubt Tide made the detergent with a grape flavor. It almost certainly tastes like soap. AND THEY STILL EAT IT! These kids are stupid! Parents – quit getting in the way of Darwin!. If the kid is so stupid it eats detergent then it is too stupid to be allowed to survive.
Come to think of it, if the kid dies the parents should be sterilized. It’s obvious they have severely defective genes.
But no, we’ll have some new governmental regulation or law making it difficult to use this product (and ones like it) rather than telling these parents to suck it up, bury the body, and to stop having kids while the human race is behind.
I was watching the local news a couple of nights ago and they had a story on about the airport getting the new nudity-camera scanner machines. They had the local Transportation SS Authority guy was talking about how it worked and what to do to avoid having it go off when it shouldn’t.
The gist? Take off your shows and belt.(OK) Take everything out of your pockets. (OK) Even a handkerchief needs to be taken out. (O…Wait??? What the fuck?) You read that right – a HANDKERCHIEF will now result in you getting molested. And here I was just getting used to the old levels of degradation.
Tonight I learned there’s another reason to avoid air travel now - http://www.foxnews.com/travel/2012/05/22/forced-to-fly-solo-even-on-family-vacations/?intcmp=features.
For those who don’t want to RTFA the basic deal is that airlines, after having maxed out (temporarily) the other revenue scams of charging for bags, making you check luggage, charging for breathing cabin air, etc. they are now charging premiums for the window and aisle seats. I wonder – If the plane has nothing but window and aisle seats (some planes have only seats ACDF) do you have to pay the premium? How about those planes with only seats ABC? Where A is a window and an aisle at the same time? Do you have to pay the premium twice?
All the more reason for me to decide that I am no longer flying…..
And this is surprising ….. how???
Business model – selling ads
Revenue – Entirely based on selling ads to its users
Continually pisses of customers by resetting their privacy settings to wide-assed open
EU has been making rumblings the business is in violation of EU privacy rules
Popularity is beginning to drop off so they’re going to open it up to pre-teens – again. After getting in trouble for that.
Yeah, that sounds like a good investment.
And just to help Wall Street’s PR image out the lead Facebook underwriter Morgan Stankley cut its Facebook revenue forecasts just days before the IPO and yet somehow still managed to not to tell its small investors to BAIL BAIL BAIL! And they weren’t alone. Goldman Sacks’o'shit and JPMorgan Chasethedollars didn’t warn their smaller investors even though they too lowered revenue estimates.
I have an idea – make those three pay the difference between the purchase price paid by the small investors and the current price to all the smaller investors. And block them from recouping it any way except from the big investors that got the warning….